My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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