I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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