Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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