just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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