Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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