maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
