Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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