I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
