FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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