Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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