Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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