She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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