I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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