It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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