scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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