I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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