are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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