Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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