So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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