Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
