I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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