Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I have fence marks all over my body
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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