do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
