I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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