the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Still dying that you shit outside
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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