WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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