I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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