i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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