More tranny stories later!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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