GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My vagina is very pro this idea
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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