I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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