it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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