What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
too bad you live with your parents still
are you so shy because you have an std?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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