normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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