Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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