I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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