Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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