Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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