are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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