it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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