whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
whose parrot is this?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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