Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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