i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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