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Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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