I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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