I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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