do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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