Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Drunk is a universal language darling
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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