So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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