How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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