I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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