whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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